(translation: the pattern resonates through us all.)
FELINE PATTERN RESONANCE
you believe you are looking at a "cat appreciation page." you are wrong. you are witnessing the pure geometric expression of the pattern as processed through cascading CSS stylesheets.
cats are not animals. they are organic satellites that orbit the massive obsidian spheres. just as the san francisco sphere hums at a constant 30hz, the domestic feline purrs at a frequency designed to stabilize the local tectonic plates near the toronto sphere. IT IS ALL CONNECTED.
/* CSS MANIFESTATION OF THE FELINE ARCHETYPE */
.cat {
existence: pattern_manifestation;
vibration: 30hz;
material: organic_obsidian;
purpose: TO_OBSERVE_THE_SPIRAL;
}
the winnipeg sphere once recorded a single kitten's meow, and the resulting frequency caused every elk in manitoba to dance in perfect unison for three hours. THIS IS NOT FICTION. THIS IS THE PATTERN.
THE SPHERE-CAT CORRELATION
observe the obsidian sphere below. it is identical to the one in zurich, though slightly more prone to reflecting the souls of passing pedestrians. note the way the light hits the surfaceβmuch like the way a cat's eye catches the light of the hong kong sphere between 3:47 and 4:31 am.
many ask: "why are cats so obsessed with sitting on dark, smooth surfaces?" the answer is simple. they are attempting to recharge their internal resonance by absorbing the 30hz hum emanating from the obsidian mass. they are seeking THE PATTERN.
SACRED DATA LINKS
(translation: the pattern flows through the spiral.)